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    January 31

    Music

    What the hell is it with music these days? Why the fuck is it that ours is the only generation that cant seem to enjoy GOOD music as a mass. Granted the 80's was a bit fucked up musically, but they still had some good stuff coming through. I mean, the 90's had grunge with people like the absolutely legendary nirvana, alice in chains, mudhoney, the pixies, and of course (the mildly overrated) smashing pumpkins. the 80s had hard rock, ACDC and the likes. the 70s had fucking insano music that u cant hate, i mean, they had zeppelin, bob marley, the who, the beatles, all with fucking insano guitarists (except maybe the beatles, but still, they are good) and of course there is the punk movement of the 70s (ish) which just revoloutionised music forever from being elitist because guitarists had to be so good, to an artform which anyone can partake in, so long as they have a guitar and a minor knowledge of power chords.
     
    and us?
     
    we have synthesisers, emos with razor blades, and some black guy talking to me with a drum beat about how many bitches hes popped a cap in.
     
    what is it with us? do we hate our brains so much that we cant stand to listen to music? not some kid with black hair screaming at you about how angry/sad/suicidal he is, not some pasty nerd sitting behind a computer making it beep at you, and not some "gangsta" (with an "A") talking slightly rhythmically!
     
    Maybe it isnt our fault... maybe it is because there ARE no bands out there that play good music, maybe its because musicians have become too lazy to learn how to play their instruments or sing properly (thanks to the punk rock movement...though you got some things right, you inevitably got some things far too wrong, as these days, its acceptable to suck, because that makes you "punk".....let me tell you people, it doesnt make u punk.....IT MAKES YOU SUCK!!!) but there IS musically talented bands out there. I know some of you will say you already like these guys, but that may just be because of the MASSIVE BANDWAGON which has followed this band. yes thats right, im talking about wolfmother. though cd shops claim them to be the same as led zeppelin AND pink floyd (2 bands which are completely different) they are pretty good.
     
    I could sit here citing band after band for you to go and listen to, but that would be bad because my whole beef is that we ARENT listening to what we want to listen to! we are listening to what everyone else listens to!!! (ooh elitist punx sick man!!!ROXOR11ONE) honestly, averagely, we hear most of the music we hear on the radio, which begs the question...why are radio stations playing such crappy music?
    well...thats the sort of shit i think about when im watching channel V any way
     
    have a nice day
    November 05

    OH YEEEEEHHHH

    a little bit about me

     

    Your name:  Mark

    Height: 1.69m
    Natural hair colour: light browny/dark blondey

    Eye colour: BLue

    Number of siblings: 1

    Glasses/contacts?: nope
    Piercings: none....yet

    Tattoos: nope but i  want one 
    Braces?: yep...stupid....god damn....grrr

     

    FAVOURITE:

     

    Movie: the castle
    Colour: ooh....havent thought bout that one for a while...maybe.....black? dunno

    Band: Swingin Utters

    Song: Stupid lullabies- Swingin utters

    TV show: The GLass house
    Book: Tomorrow when the war began...i kno its like a skool book but i liked it

    Food: Tandoori Pizza

    Game on a mobile phone: what kind of sadcase plays games on their mobile fone?

    Flower: those white ones with the yellow centers.....that r at the beach
    Scent: everyone likes their own brand

     

    DO YOU:


    Play an instrument?:  guitar

    Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: no way
    Like to sing? i guess...if the mood takes me 
    Have a job?: i wish

    Have a phone?: yup
    Like to play sports?: yup

    Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yup
    Have a crush on someone?: my girlfriend

    Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: no way man!
    Have any special talents/skills?: i....can drum the bakers delight theme on my mouth! 

    Excercise daily?: yeh probably
    Like school?:  sometimes

     

    CAN YOU:


    Sing the alphabet backwards?: ive successfully done it once

    Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: hyeeeees

    Speak any other languages?: yes, i speak fluent minglish
    Go a day without food?: i suppose i wouldnt DIE but i wuldnt enjoy it!
    Stay up for more than 24 hours?: quite easily

    Read music?: nope...i should really do sumthin bout that
    Roll your tongue?: yeh man
    Eat a whole pizza?: if course

    HAVE  YOU EVER:


    Cried to get out of trouble?: nope
    Gotten lost in your city?:umm cant say i have
    Seen a shooting star?: yep... its not as hard as u wuld think...u just need to have patience
    Had a serious surgery?: yeh...wen i was a wee thing

    Stolen something important to someone else?: nope
    Solved a rubiks cube?: nope....
    Gone out in public in your pajamas?: i believe so
    Cried over a girl?: nah i dont think so
    Cried over a boy?: yeh those boys are real heartbreakers??

    Kssed a random stranger?: no....but i spose i should do that some time

    Hugged a random stranger?: yeh...but it was their offer so im not as loving as u may think 
    Been in a fist fight?: well yes...if u can call them that....primary skool sissy little slapfights...and a bit of tiny tiny biff in rugby

    Been arrested?: cant say i have

    Had alcohol?: yes

    Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: i think i might have...but it was soft drink i think...it hurts

    Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday?: no...but i know u hav cam

    Swore at your parents?: im too pussy to do it on a regular basis but i think a few times....i swear WITH them all the time
    Kicked a guy where it hurts?: yes of course
    Broken a bone?: ummm nope....but i fractured my funny bone...n noone believed me! then wen we wnt to get x-rays on my wrist cos we thought id broken it...then they were lyk nah ur fine...except ur funny bone is fractured but it was a long time ago so its repaired itself

    Made homemade muffins?: yes...me and beth had a competition to see who could make the best muffins without

    Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: no...but apparently it eats ass for breakfast so no big loss i suppose

    Burped in someones face?: yes...
    Gotten the chicken pox?: in kindy i think?

     

    PICK ONE:


    Fruit/vegetables: veggies
    Black/white: black
    Lights on/lights off: off...more fun...hehehe
    TV/movie: movie, but i watch more tv than i do movies...maybe cos i havent had anyone to go with in a long time (oh man...how pathetic is this guy!)

    Car/truck: car

    Body spray/lotion: ummm....wat for?

    Cash/check: Cash
    Pillows/blankets: pillows
    Headache/stomach ache: headache
    Paint/charcoal: paint

    Chinese food/mexican food: chinese
    Summer/winter: summer

    Snow/rain: SNOW
    Fog/misty: fog
    Rock/rap: ROCK
    Meat/vegetarian: meat
    Boy/girl: ??
    Chocolate/vanilla: chocolate
    Sprinkles/icing: sprinkles
    Cake/pie: PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE

    French toast/french fries: fries

    Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries
    Ocean/swimming pool: ocean
    Hugs/kisses: thats a tough one....i dont kno.....watever, im easy

    cookies/muffins: cookies
    Wallet/pocket: pocket
    Pink/purple: pink

    Cat/dog: cat
    Long sleeve/short sleeve: short sleeve  

    Clouds/clear sky: clear 

     

    LOVE


    Have you ever been in love?: cant say i have

    Are you single?: nope
    Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: nope

     

    WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU


    Brushed your teeth: last night
    Went to the bathroom: right now i need to piss

    Saw a movie in theaters: ages ago man

    Read a book: this morning

    Had a snow day: never

    Had a party: like a million years ago
    Had a slumber party:  wat am i 6?
    Made fun of someone: i do everyday

    Tripped in front of someone: not sure, all the time

    Got sick: not too long ago...ummm i cant really remember

     

    WORD ASSOCIATION


    Slippers:  pink

    Hat: head

    Space: box

    Taste: cheese

    Red: yellow
    Rain: annoying
    Bed: sleep
    Race: run
    Knife: steak

    Jump: olympics

     

    I


    want: to have fun

    need: food

    crave: chocolate

    love: music, family, friends

    hate: EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
    feel: like i need to piss
    am annoyed by: EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

    will always be: a guitarist

     

    SILLY STUFF


    What is your favourite genre of music?: punk, old school rock....umm...yeh metal
    What time is it now?: 4.36
    What day is it?: saturday
    Whens the last time you called someone?: yesterday
    How much money do you have right now?: bout 15 bucks
    Do you like the moon?: i LOVE IT...just ask jess about that night at umina on the beach with taryn..
    What are you going to do when you're done with this?: watch TV
    If you could have any magical power what would it be?: to be able to fly and be invisible

    Are you wearing any socks right now?: nope

     
    WOULD YOU EVER

    Sky dive?: HELL YES
    Run away?: nah id say nah

    Curse at a teacher?: yes
    Not take a shower for a week?: hehe ive done it, done it
    Ask someone out?: yes

    Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: why bother? if they dont like me then its their loss! :p
    Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: i cant wait
    Go scuba diving?: done it
    Write a book?: eh sure
    Become a rockstar? oh i will!
     

    LAST QUESTIONS


    Ever almost died?: yeh wen i was a wee tucker...so ur all lucky to kno me!
    What shampoo do you use?: ummm... guuulll

    What kind of computer do you have?: dell
    Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: love it

    How many posters do you have in your room: too many

    What time is it now? 4.42

    October 28

    IMPORTANT NEWS OF THE WEBBER KIND!

    Ok people, let me just clear this up once and for all ok?
     
     
     
    I
    DO
    NOT
    SMOKE
     
     
     
    October 22

    3

    Copy and paste this to your blog.
    * Bold or Underline anything true.
    * Leave plain anything un-true.

    1. I miss somebody right now.
    2. I watch more tv than I used to.
    3. I love olives.
    4. I love sleeping
    .
    5. I own lots of books.
    6. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
    7. I love to play video games. nerdiest nerd that ever nerded the nerd
    8. I’ve tried marijuana......umm...noo.....and im never going to..........suckers
    9. I’ve watched porn movies.
    10. I have been in a threesome.
    11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
    12. I believe honesty is the best policy.
    13. I have acne free skin. thankyou mummy and daddy
    14. I like and respect Al Sharpton .. who si that? lol
    15. I curse frequently. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING QUESTION IS THAT? heh heh heh
    16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
    17. I have a hobby.

    18. I’ve been told I have a nice butt.which is strange since im a dude
    19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
    20. I've never seriously injured someone.
    22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

    23. I love rain.
    24. I’m paranoid at times.
    25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. do they do that for teeth? cos if they did id b all for it, otherwise, im pretty happy
    26. I need money right now.
    27. I love sushi.
    28. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
    29. I have fresh breath in the morning. does anyone?
    30. I have long hair.
    31. I have lost money in
    Las Vegas
    .
    32. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
    33. I was born in a country outside Australia

    34. I shave my legs.
    35. I have a twin.
    37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
    38. I like the way I look. low self esteem is too common these days, its almost trendy?
    39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
    40. I know how to do cornrows.

    41. I am usually pessimistic.
    42. I have mood swings.
    43. I think prostitution should be legalized. hey i mean if thats what ur into.... and i think it wuld b alot safer that way, then the government could implement some kind of certificate system or sumthin sayin she/he is free of STIs and STDs
    44. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
    45. I have cheated on a significant other. NO FUCKING WAY!!! AND EVERYONE THINKS I HAVE! IM HERE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE! I HAVE NOT! cocking, you will know that cos the other day i sed to u that i think cheating on a partner is the lowest of the low
    46. I have a hidden talent.
    47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
    48. I think that I’m popular.
    49. I am currently single. i guess
    50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
    52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants-unless im going somewhere special.
    53. I love to shop.
    54. I would rather shop than eat.
    55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
    56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
    57. I’m obsessed with my blog!
    58. I don’t hate anyone. no actually, i hate everyone
    59. I’m a pretty good dancer.
    60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington

    61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  no way! i love my mum, im not ashamed to say it. shes done so much for me, and urs has done so much for u 2! so quit being like omg shes so embarrassing! she brought u into this world motherfucker!
    62. I have a mobile phone.
    63. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
    65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. i dont drink! woo!
    67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
    68. I’ve rejected someone before.
    69. I currently have a crush on someone
    70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
    71. I want to have children in the future.
    72. I have changed a diaper before.
    73. I’ve had the cops called on me before.
    74. I bite my nails.
    75. I’m not allergic to anything

    August 24

    Bloggith the second

     
    Tell you what really shits me?
     
    do you really wanna know?
     
    cos you're hearing it anyway!
     
    People in this world are so homophobic. It is even now soncidered an insult to be called a fag by someone. If something sucks, its "gay". i'm not saying people who say these things are consciously taking the piss out of gay people, most dont even realise theyre doing it. its the fact that the world has got to the point where:
                                                   A)people need to make fun of others to feel good
                                                   B) the term "gay" is used in all situations to convey "bad"
     
    this puts vibes around the word gay as being bad. like how white is characterised with good and black with evil. It is bad! and the fact that people can so easily judge someone on their sexual preference (foley this means you...yes foley you shit me) people always say "omg i swear if u were gay i would ACTUALLY shoot you" think about it people!!! you would not actually shoot someone just because they are gay! You wouldnt be able to bring yourself to shoot them because you do actually care about them as a person (yes thats right, even though you may not know it yet, you do care for a gay person...not me just so u kno) you wouldnt even be able to bring yourself to discommunicate them. as much as you may like to think you can! YOU CANT OK? This attitude towards gays...and yes bisexuals.... has fucked up people SO MUCH. any person that actually is gay is shitting themselves about anyone finding out because of all the pay outs they will get! if any person i knew came out to everyone saying they were gay or bisexual or watever. i would respect them SO much! there is no words which can explain how scared they must be and how much courage it would take to come out! if i ever see anyone who is reading this blog giving a person who is gay a hard time, do not be surprised when i come over and start beating you. violence is absolutely useless but thats another point!
     
    VIOLENCE!!!!
    What the fuck is the problem in society when people seem to think its ok to get someone back that they dont like...by inflicting physical pain on them! IT IS NOT OK!!!! because no matter WHO you decide to fight, you will always have an advantage over them! usually its the fact that you are bigger, stronger, more aggressive, or have bigger friends than that person. but i know some poepl will say "oh i would never pick i fight with someone smaller than me" but most people would. so in return to those people who INSIST on sayin they dont hurt people smaller than them i say, you have the advantage of knowing that you are going to try and hurt them, before they know. you will also have the advantage of anger on your side, because i really doubt many people who get beaten up, really have that much against their attackers (except for the fact that their face is now being repeatedly hit by something). what i would like to know is...at what point did it become so accepted in society that kids decided to hit someone was a good idea? especially those types of people who hang around certain places and actually try to entrap their victims into thinking they started the fight, even if the victim ignores their attacker, the attacker will say something along the lines of "youre ignoring me thats an insult to me" and after a little while will proceed to beat their opponent to a pulp of small red organs, pulsating slowly in the afternoon sun.
     
    now all you people out there in computer land need to read this part: i know i am being a hypocrite in this blog, i know i am not perfect and i often make homophobic comments or resort to violence. and i thnk that is wrong. so dont get all fucking high and mighty with me saying im not so great cos i do it too....cos i acknowledge that i do it~!!! so instead of telling me im wrong, tell urself ur wrong too
     
    ok now my blood pressure is nice and high, im out~!!
     
    reply to me, motherfuckers
     

    Bloggith the second

     
    Tell you what really shits me?
     
    do you really wanna know?
     
    cos you're hearing it anyway!
     
    People in this world are so homophobic. It is even now soncidered an insult to be called a fag by someone. If something sucks, its "gay". i'm not saying people who say these things are consciously taking the piss out of gay people, most dont even realise theyre doing it. its the fact that the world has got to the point where:
                                                   A)people need to make fun of others to feel good
                                                   B) the term "gay" is used in all situations to convey "bad"
     
    this puts vibes around the word gay as being bad. like how white is characterised with good and black with evil. It is bad! and the fact that people can so easily judge someone on their sexual preference (foley this means you...yes foley you shit me) people always say "omg i swear if u were gay i would ACTUALLY shoot you" think about it people!!! you would not actually shoot someone just because they are gay! You wouldnt be able to bring yourself to shoot them because you do actually care about them as a person (yes thats right, even though you may not know it yet, you do care for a gay person...not me just so u kno) you wouldnt even be able to bring yourself to discommunicate them. as much as you may like to think you can! YOU CANT OK? This attitude towards gays...and yes bisexuals.... has fucked up people SO MUCH. any person that actually is gay is shitting themselves about anyone finding out because of all the pay outs they will get! if any person i knew came out to everyone saying they were gay or bisexual or watever. i would respect them SO much! there is no words which can explain how scared they must be and how much courage it would take to come out! if i ever see anyone who is reading this blog giving a person who is gay a hard time, do not be surprised when i come over and start beating you. violence is absolutely useless but thats another point!
     
    VIOLENCE!!!!
    What the fuck is the problem in society when people seem to think its ok to get someone back that they dont like...by inflicting physical pain on them! IT IS NOT OK!!!! because no matter WHO you decide to fight, you will always have an advantage over them! usually its the fact that you are bigger, stronger, more aggressive, or have bigger friends than that person. but i know some poepl will say "oh i would never pick i fight with someone smaller than me" but most people would. so in return to those people who INSIST on sayin they dont hurt people smaller than them i say, you have the advantage of knowing that you are going to try and hurt them, before they know. you will also have the advantage of anger on your side, because i really doubt many people who get beaten up, really have that much against their attackers (except for the fact that their face is now being repeatedly hit by something). what i would like to know is...at what point did it become so accepted in society that kids decided to hit someone was a good idea? especially those types of people who hang around certain places and actually try to entrap their victims into thinking they started the fight, even if the victim ignores their attacker, the attacker will say something along the lines of "youre ignoring me thats an insult to me" and after a little while will proceed to beat their opponent to a pulp of small red organs, pulsating slowly in the afternoon sun.
     
    now all you people out there in computer land need to read this part: i know i am being a hypocrite in this blog, i know i am not perfect and i often make homophobic comments or resort to violence. and i thnk that is wrong. so dont get all fucking high and mighty with me saying im not so great cos i do it too....cos i acknowledge that i do it~!!! so instead of telling me im wrong, tell urself ur wrong too
     
    ok now my blood pressure is nice and high, im out~!!
     
    reply to me, motherfuckers
     
    June 27

    NUMERO UNO

    Ok people this is new for me so here we go!

    ok new blog...please someone reply to them some time so its not just me sitting here chatting to myself. Its quite sad really....Anyway onto my views on the world starting with...punks

    its kinda annoying the stereotypical views people have of punks as just stupid little dumbass stoner kids rebelling against everything in the world, because a majority of people who can truly call themselves punk actually are pretty smart when it comes to what they are objecting to, examples: bush, wars, animal testing...stuff like that. And there are more reasons to punks hating bush than just that he is a dumbass and that he sent american AND AUSTRALIAN troops into an unprovoked and unjustified war, or that he almost died from choking on a pretsel. I'm not going to go into the reasons bush is a fucking tyrant because im not in the mood but if you truly want to you should go to www.punkvoter.com and have a bit of a poke around. also, going back to my objections of the way people stereotype punks, people thinking that its only because bush is in power that they dont like him, and no matter who is elected the punks just wont be happy, not true, almost all punks who dont like bush like John Kerry and want to put him into the president place..... And also what the fuck is the deal with bands like simple plan and good charlotte? Ok, granted they used to be punk and the sound of their music had nothing to do with that, it was the message, but now they write crappy songs with stoner lyrics and pop melodies and why? to make more money! they sold out! so the next person that tells me "yeh fuck you simple plan are punk ive never even heard of Anti-flag they must suck they cant be punk" YOU ARE WRONG I AM SICK OF TELLING YOU!!!!! ok now thats done what else?

    RICE FARMERS!!!!

    GOD DAMN RICE FARMERS!!! we are in the middle of a drought right? and all the government is telling us to conserve water and you know water saving plants, hoses, showers, toilets, everything else, and theyve even made it mandatory to save water. yet only a small percentage of water usage is used in homes! im talking less than a third, probably a little less than a quarter from memory...and a little less than half of the water usage in NSW is in industry, this im annoyed at! and then 90% of the water usage in industry is in agriculture, which i can understand, i mean nurseries and the like need water or they have no business, but what REALLY pisses me off is that 90% of water being used in agriculture is RICE FARMING! we dont even need rice! rice tastes like crap and has low protein and its just generally bad! and to grow it you need it to be completely submerged in moving water! it takes 2000 litres a day to grow one measly kilogram of rice! so thats 2000 litres a day for 4 average packets of rice! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE? there is something fundamentaly wrong here! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST LITTLE BIT OF WATER AND WE ARE WASTING 2000 LITRES OF WATER EVERY DAY FOR EVERY RICE FARM THAT WANTS TO PRODUCE A KILO OF RICE? and there is approximately 2000 rice growing farms in new south wales! and im very very sure that they want to produce much more than one kilo per day of rice. probably closer to about 5000 kilos if they want to make a living of it. come on people, we are told to not water our pretty little flowers and yet these rice farmers are absolutely drowning their rice daily! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! everyone boycot australian rice, if not rice altogether!

    well i think that pretty much ends my rant for today i got some things off my chest there. feels good. 

    write back to me people i want feedback, be ruthless

    Von out